About
A distended, winding tin barrel winks ‘Vaettir – a real nice energy drink’ through a stratosphere of slowly twinkling crumples, although a reasonable examination breaks that proudly emblazoned promise. The reverse retains more reliability, assuring the reader that it contains absolutely no carbohydrates, a pledge you know by now you can trust. It doesn’t take a genius to deduce that such duplicity likely lead to it’s abandonment, cursing the can to lie once more, now only to itself.
― In-game description