About
My name is Humphrey G Huschenbeth and If you’re reading this I’m likely dead. Or I might be alive, and I am in love with the Bigfoot. There I said it. I’m madly in love with the Bigfoot. I first saw the Bigfoot just a few meagre months ago, and what I felt was electrifying; I never thought someone like me could experience love at first sight, and it took me back to when I first tried to scale the pain fence to gaze upon the farmer’s cows on that balmy summer afternoon. I thought love was something you only read about in Tracker’s Digest, but it is real, it is wonderful and it is mine. Provided I find the Bigfoot, and I will find the Bigfoot, even if it kills me. Wish me luck, lovers everywhere.
― In-game description