About
My name is Humphrey G Huschenbeth and If you’re reading this I may already be dead. I have found a particularly hungry specimen. I will now spend the next few days goading her into a feeding frenzy by dangling food in front of her nose, reminding her of dinnertime and other proven mastication preparation techniques. If my experiments are a success, you’ll find them in my next book. If not, well, I may be consumed alive.
― In-game description