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What up Rodi Nation! A lovely man named Humphrey helped me track down the very same goat that ate my crystals. As you’d imagine, she was the picture of perfect health! As we met, I attempted to barter with said flourishing goat, but she would hear neither rhyme nor reason. I can’t blame her, those quartz simply are divine! It was then I realized that I had perhaps not thought this plan fully through – I had not conceived that the goat would refuse to yield the crystals to me. I sat by the goat for a while, trying to absorb what little energy remained, before I vanish into the night and back to America, my home.
― In-game description